Need a life

How seriously do you take IRC? Do you need to get a life? Take this quick quiz and find out!

#1. When a new person comes on the channel

a. I highlight his name and place my finger over the kick/ban button

b. I immediately kick and ban him for something to do

c. I say "Hi! and welcome to the channel"

d. I say "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

#2 When someone says something I don't agree with

a. I highlight his name and place my finger over the kick/ban button

b. I immediately kick and ban him for something to do

c. I politely ask him to explain his viewpoint

d. I say "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

#3 When someone private-messages me

a. I highlight his name and place my finger over the kick/ban button

b. I immediately kick and ban him for something to do

c. I politely ask what he wants

d. I feel personally violated

#4 When a person comes on the channel with a rude name

a. I highlight his name and place my finger over the kick/ban button

b. I immediately kick and ban him for something to do

c. I politely ask him to change his nick

d. I angrily unleash a tirade of foul language at the offender

#5 When a new person on the channel makes a mistake

a. I highlight his name and place my finger over the kick/ban button

b. I immediately kick and ban him for something to do

c. I politely correct him and explain his mistake

d. I jump down his throat and tell everyone else not to trust him

#6 When someone tries to take over the channel

a. I highlight his name and place my finger over the kick/ban button

b. I immediately kick and ban him for something to do

c. I calmly take the channel back from him

d. I have a hissy fit and scream out how I am going to kill him

#7 When someone with a female nick enters the channel

a. I highlight her name and place my finger over the kick/ban button

b. I immediately kick and ban her for something to do

c. I say "hi! and welcome to the channel"

d. I rush to mark my territory and try to be the first to private-

message her

#8 If I discover that someone is also on another channel

a. I highlight his name and place my finger over the kick/ban button

b. I immediately kick and ban him for something to do

c. I ask him if the other channel is any fun and if I can visit there, too

d. I condemn the founder of the new channel and blame him for

everything that has ever gone wrong

#9 If my computer freezes up and I have to reboot

a. I highlight the person's name I think has it out for me and place my

finger over the kick/ban button

b. I immediately kick and ban the person I think has it out for me

c. I calmly come back on and re-enter the channel

d. I come back on screaming that someone has nuked me and start

blaming any new people on the channel

#10 If someone unfamiliar with the topic enters the channel

a. I highlight his name and place my finger over the kick/ban button

b. I immediately kick and ban him for something to do

c. I politely ask if he has any questions or would like to join the

discussion

d. I ridicule and insult him until he finally breaks down and leaves